Groundhog Haikus:
Punxsutawney Phil / No furry shadow today / Winter’s door now shut. (or Sir Walter Wally)
Possumwood Puck (Jacksonville, NC)
Punxsutawney Phil/ Now aghast at his likeness /Winter’s grip lingers (or Sir Walter Wally)
Fishing Haikus
Morning calm, no ice/Steam curls rising from the rocks/Only loons, no trout
Fishing in the crik/Cormorants and pelicans/No wet net today.
Purple jelly beans/Tentacles searching for fish/Ouch, I’m not prey!
Super Bowl Haikus:
Second Super Bowl/No Vinatieri this time/Cats victorious
The Goff and the Prof/In Atlanta they will clash/The GOAT dominates
He is the Walrus/Venue, Hard Rock Stadium/Niners are fool’s gold!