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Ode to the Speckled Trout by Dr. Bogus (11/98)BIPTrout_s

The Trout is a fish

You’d like on your dish

They’re as frustrating as they can be.


Neither plug or live bait

Nor grub or cut skate

Could reverse your fate called fish-free.


Even when they’re in sight

Don’t mean that they’ll bite

They’ll feast whenever they please.


Oh this shell game they play

“That’s trout fishin’” we say

And we love it from this year to next.


Now my frosted hands tingle

The thoughts of Kris Kringle

And visions of trout yet to be!!

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